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[Jun 21st, 2019 * 3:04pm] |
I'll lay down my glasses
I'll lay down in houses
If things come alive.
I'll subtract pain by ounces
Yeah I will start painting houses
If things come alive.
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[Feb 2nd, 2010 * 6:57pm] |
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Guess what today is!
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[Dec 25th, 2009 * 1:18pm] |
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Christmas remains fucking sweet.
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[Dec 19th, 2009 * 11:54pm] |
Since we're 17 and can Apparate now, who's coming to Exminster this hol? Someone? Anyone? I promise fun. I promise shenanigans. You will get to see things like this:
( cut for Lucy Weasley's shenanigans )
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[Dec 7th, 2009 * 6:19pm] |
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I survived! I survived!
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[Dec 5th, 2009 * 3:59pm] |
[Hufflepuff Seventh Year, Weasleys and Weasley-Potters, other assorted friends of Lucy]
I don't think I can do this!
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[Nov 18th, 2009 * 3:41am] |
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Being in Romeo and Juliet has made me realise how stupid relationships can be.
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[Nov 14th, 2009 * 1:25am] |
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Personally, I like the gossip as I pee. It makes those three minutes more interesting.
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[Nov 10th, 2009 * 5:47am] |
Bugger --
What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though, by your smiling, you seem to say so.
Okay, I know it's early and before breakfast but I've run around the castle three times and knocked three times and recited my Hamlet, and I would like to be let into the Great Hall for breakfast, please, but it's locked.
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[Nov 2nd, 2009 * 8:00pm] |
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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[Nov 1st, 2009 * 4:02pm] |
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Argggh fuck me.
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[Oct 31st, 2009 * 10:37pm] |
It's Halloween, and I resurrected my Bride of Dracula costume from Terri's tarts and vicars party last summer. I have implements of fun. Who's joining me?
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[Oct 29th, 2009 * 11:15pm] |
I miss summer.
( cut for pictures )
Anyone who doesn't like the slambook takes it too seriously.
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[Oct 26th, 2009 * 4:24pm] |
I think everybody needs a pick-me-up.
( cut for pictures )
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[Oct 24th, 2009 * 5:39pm] |
[Private]
I DID IT I DID IT I GOT IT.
I have so many speeches to memorise.
Mum and Dad are going to be SO PROUD. Except they will want to know why I am playing a bloke. Mum will say I should have gotten Juliet, but I didn't WANT Juliet. NO MATTER. This is going to be so awesome.
Congratulations, Gryffindor, on your win. Lily, you were awesome. Urquhart, I still think you suck.
Morin, we're going to have to work on our rapport, okay?
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[Oct 18th, 2009 * 3:35pm] |
Is it just me, or do lots of people seem upset and scratching-things-outy and all around unhappy? I think we all need a pick-me-up. How about a game of word association?
I'll start.
Dance.
GO!
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[Oct 17th, 2009 * 3:31pm] |
[Scorpius]
Oi, Malfoy. Do you have a costume for this dance?
[Boys]
Important question, menfolk. Do any of you have small feet?
[Annie]
So, I don't know if you know, but I thought I should tell you that I am going to the Harvest Hodown with Scorpius. Malfoy. As if there is another Scorpius. But anyway, I admit that I am mostly just interested in having a date, however, Things Can Happen when I am intoxicated. So, I am asking if you would mind if I accidentally hooked up with him. If you would, I will restrain myself in honour of our friendship and the Roommate Code.
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[Oct 15th, 2009 * 8:39pm] |
[Gryffindor Boys]
My friends, I require a service of you. Namely, I need to borrow one of your uniforms.
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[Oct 14th, 2009 * 10:06pm] |
[Private]
Pros
-- Have a date to stupid ball thing
-- Boost self-esteem
-- Possibly have good time????
-- Not being pathetic without a date
Cons
-- The whole Annie thing
-- Maybe he is looking for a future wife and wants to marry me?!
-- It's Scorpius Malfoy
Clearly, there are more pros than cons. However, I think perhaps these pros and cons are best weighted.
[Hufflepuff Seventh Years minus Annie]
I think Scorpius Malfoy wants me to go to the dance with him.
Do you think Annie will be upset if I accept?
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[Oct 1st, 2009 * 8:44pm] |
[Brooke]
I didn't know you and Marty had a thing.
I'm sorry I snogged him.
[Molly]
Boys are stupid.
Mama, comma, pyjama, llama.
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[Sep 1st, 2009 * 12:55am] |
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Well, apparently, I am not the hottest girl at Hogwarts, but I'm not terribly fussed because hey, the fact that someone even thought to bring it up is pretty flattering, right?
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[Aug 30th, 2009 * 11:13pm] |
tonite is my last night before i go back to hogwarts and im drinking again except this time im alone. mum + dad our in bed and i have gin.
this is kind of depressing. why do alcaholics do this drinking alone stuff. im sorry about last night everyone. i didnt mean to screw things up. i didnt even screw anybody.
this is so depressing. i dont want to go back to school but i dont want to stay here. 
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[Aug 30th, 2009 * 12:47am] |
im a little drunk + have probs done something ill regret come morning. or ill regret this.
howevs, i think its unfair that youngins can make a girls of quidditch cal but we dont have a male equibilent.
what blokes from hogwarsts should be on a calendar for your viewing pleasures? i cant decide. not only quidditch players, they arent always cute.
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[Aug 25th, 2009 * 4:26pm] |
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[Aug 22nd, 2009 * 10:25pm] |
Today is my dad's birthday. I bought him a copy of Prefects Who Gained Power and added an entry on him. I don't know if he thought it was funny.
I'm tired of my famil -- I can't wait to go to school.
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[Aug 20th, 2009 * 1:37am] |
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I HAVE BEEN CURED!
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[Aug 11th, 2009 * 11:43pm] |
I'm green.
GREEN.
I was green at my party.
Not even Uncle George has figured out how to ungreen me.
And Dad didn't even believe I had dragonpox. It's too electric a colour.
I drank the last of our pumpkin juice.
My life is still over.
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[Aug 5th, 2009 * 8:07pm] |
I require advice.
If one doesn't want to go to a party your mother is planning to have your entire family over to "cheer you up," how does one get out of it? If one doesn't want "a good starting position in the Ministry when you get your NEWTs" how does one get out of it?
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[Aug 1st, 2009 * 9:45pm] |
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My life is over!
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[Jul 30th, 2009 * 3:43am] |
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[Jul 27th, 2009 * 4:58am] |
In the words of my esteemed father, "I am a prefect!"
Also in the words of my esteemed father, "Skye Rosier is a fucking idiot."
Well, he didn't say "fucking." My father doesn't say "fucking." And he also didn't use the word "idiot." But he did say, after I had read the lovely Miss Rosier's journal entry to him, that she had a very meagre understanding of magical law.
To begin with, at no point in living memory has Hogwarts been completely free of what some might call "Ministry interference" in the school. The idea that Hogwarts is an entity separate from the Ministry and unaccountable is completely false. Independent school or not ('independent' in the sense that it is not funded by the government), Hogwarts is still subject to the rules and regulation of the Ministry. O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s are both administered by the Wizarding Examination Authority, because the unbiased outside source must mark students, lest the school do so in a manner that makes the school appear more favourably.
As many of you may be aware, the Ministry of Magic is a rather outdated system in comparison to that of the Muggle country we live in. The Minister has the ability to move without the permission of the Wizengamot in many instances, and, as you, Rosier, are not an expert on magical law, I think you should step down from your high horse and do a little fucking research. As you may notice, the decree that gave the Ministry the right to appoint professors when none (qualified) could be found, was Educational Decree Number Twenty-Two. There are twenty-one previous instances in which the Ministry had involved itself in Hogwarts. I don't feel the need to name them all.
We are branching into subjects and situations mostly unexamined in magical law, because the Ministry has usually shied away from interference at Hogwarts this openly, as many people resent it. But in Muggle law, regulation of independent schools is a part of the norm and has been for years, and there are departments which conduct inspections. I see no reason why, Cuthbert Binns, known by everyone who has been to Hogwarts in the past few centuries to be a wise historian and utterly incompetent teacher, cannot be counted unqualified for the position and replaced by someone who is. I think that Macmillan should have gone further and forced Binns's resignation and replaced him entirely. It has nothing to do with his status as 'ghost' and more with his utter incompetence.
In England, we have this thing called the 'common law.' That means that whether or not something is legal or illegal is determined by precedent determined in the courts. There is no 'code' describing all the laws of the nation. That is for the French. Where no precedent exists, the case is brought before the courts (in this case, the Wizengamot) and the precedent is made. The precedent here -- the Educational Decrees that you mentioned -- have already meant that it is legal for the Minister to take action in Hogwarts. If there is, in fact, anyone with half a brain willing to argue this case, it will be taken up before the Wizengamot and, if determined illegal, the appointment repealed.
The United Kingdom is a magical country in desperate need of reform, Hogwarts at the very top of the list. If a a school with Cuthbert Binns as a professor is one of the best in the world, I hate to think of the state of Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. The fact that Divination is still taught by Professor Trelawney is a disgrace. If the Minister is going to use his powers to reform this school, in my book, by all means, go ahead.
As for you, Skye Rosier, you ought to be ashamed of your rabble-rousing excuse for a 'debate.' Your words are ill-informed, incendiary, and hurtful, especially to the Minister's children, two of whom you know full well read the journal network. Shame on you.
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[Jul 19th, 2009 * 1:46am] |
I have a new mouse! Her name is Fulvia. I know I still need an Octavian and a Lepidus, but I could hardly name a girl that, could I? Be careful with your tongue when around her -- Fulvia did, after all, make a mess of Cicero's.
O tempora, o mores!
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[Jul 6th, 2009 * 3:33am] |
[Lily]
Who is he?
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[Jul 2nd, 2009 * 12:14am] |
[Private]
ONLY A WEASLEY could have pulled this off. A Weasley with the internet. And one of Uncle George's Sneakoscope.
Well, and the Potter helped too. And Corrie, though as a Pye, I'm not sure that she has any familial infamy besides sounding edible.
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
I only wish that Cleopatra were here to see it.
[Corrie, Lily, Lucy]
Officially, we do not have the slambook. There is no slambook. We know nothing about the slambook. I want to see Roland Higgs squirm in desperation to find it.
Thanks for coming with me. Lily, if you want it, I will give it to you when I am done, so long as you promise to send it to MacLover thereafter. Well, if Corrie doesn't want it again too.
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[Jul 1st, 2009 * 3:52pm] |
I am going to find the slambook, just so you know.
I dare anyone else to try and beat me to it.
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[Jun 29th, 2009 * 7:25pm] |
Cleopatra has died.
I fear that, now that she is gone, Marc Antony is not long for this world.
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[Jun 27th, 2009 * 11:02pm] |
[Private to Corrie Pye]
Have you ever heard of a Muggle thing called Pokemon?
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[Jun 23rd, 2009 * 2:15pm] |
Since Merlin only knows when the slambook will reappear and possibly come into my hands, seeing as it is summer, I must think of another way to poll the students of Hogwarts.
YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ONE PERSON AT HOGWARTS. YOU MUST CHOOSE UNDER PAIN OF DEATH.
GO.
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[May 30th, 2009 * 1:05pm] |
LUCY WEASLEY'S RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. It's good to be a sixth year. Compared to fifth and seventh years, it's like my exams don't even matter.
2. Next year, I will star in Hogwarts's production of Les Miserables as Jean Valjean. It is my dream and my plan.
3. Spiders aren't really that bad.
4. I NEED MORE PETS. I still don't have an Octavian or a Lepidus. HELLO, my triumvirate needs to be completed.
5. I also need action. It's been since Easter. EASTER!
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[May 13th, 2009 * 12:35am] |
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I am being discriminated against!
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[Apr 15th, 2009 * 11:16pm] |
My Earliest Memory
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[Apr 3rd, 2009 * 5:07pm] |
Quote: "While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
Origin: Mark Twain
Meaning: Whereas the rest of us are hairy and brutish, redheads possess a certain feline grace that brunettes like me can only aspire to.
Agree or Disagree: I wish I were a redhead.
My sister and myself. Guess which is which.
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[Apr 2nd, 2009 * 5:13am] |
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I'm beginning to worry that the reason no one's handed the slambook over to me is because I'm a prefect.
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[Feb 20th, 2009 * 5:02am] |
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Dad apparently researched the plot of Grease. He doesn't seem all too pleased.
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[Feb 9th, 2009 * 12:18am] |
I, Lucy Pearl Weasley, desperately need a date for this Valentine's Day to-do. In case you don't know me, I am a sixth year Hufflepuff and a prefect. I am 5'6", skinny, and I am not a ginger. I enjoy tarot cards, strawberries, the Chudley Cannons, and long walks on the beach.
If you would like to be my date for the dance thing and Hogsmeade trip, please apply here! From the applications, I will choose my best prospect. Thank you!*
Name:
Year:
House:
What is your favourite Quidditch team?
I'm going to be wearing yellow robes. Is this okay with you?
Whose hair is better, mine or Corrie's?
* Cousins need not apply
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[Feb 6th, 2009 * 6:58pm] |
I have a pet groundhog now.
I think I am going to call him Marc Antony. I shall see how he and Cleopatra get along. If they start a suicide pact, though, all bets are off.
( pictuuuuuuuuuures )
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[Feb 2nd, 2009 * 11:26am] |
Today is February 2nd, Groundhog's Day. It is a quaint American Muggle tradition wherein, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, they yank a groundhog out of a hole. If the groundhog sees its shadow, gets freaked out, and goes back in its hole, that means there are six more weeks of winter. If it stays above and hangs out, it means that spring is coming early.
Also, it just so happens to be my BIRTHDAY! I'M OF AAAAAAAAGE NOW!
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